RING OF PWNAGE

Regular price $14.99

The official replica of teh_pwnerer's thumb ring. Discreetly laser-etched with the inscription "one ring to pwn them all", it is guaranteed to enhance thumb micro.

Unlike another famous ring, it may not auto-resize to fit your thumb, however it is available in 3 sizes:

  • Large - This is the actual size of Jeremy's original.
    • Inner diameter: 22.2 mm
    • Inner Circumference: 70 mm (CDN/US Size 13)
    • Height: 8 mm
    • Thickness: 1 mm
  • Medium.
    • Inner diameter: 21.5 mm
    • Inner Circumference: 68 mm (CDN/US Size 12)
    • Height: 8 mm
    • Thickness: 1 mm
  • Small - For girly-men and nooblets (fits Dave).
    • Inner diameter: 21 mm
    • Inner Circumference: 66 mm (CDN/US Size 11.5)
    • Height: 8 mm
    • Thickness: 1 mm

Made of 316L jewelry-grade stainless steel, it will not oxidize or turn black. If the ring you order doesn't fit you can always wear it on a neck-chain! (sorry, no exchanges)