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Ring of Pwnage $14.99  

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The official replica of teh_pwnerer's thumb ring. Discreetly laser-etched with the inscription "one ring to pwn them all", it is guaranteed to enhance thumb micro.

Unlike another famous ring, it may not auto-resize to fit your thumb, however it is available in 3 sizes:

  • Large - This is the actual size of Jeremy's original.
    • Inner diameter: 22.2 mm
    • Inner Circumference: 70 mm (CDN/US Size 13)
    • Height: 8 mm
    • Thickness: 1 mm
  • Medium.
    • Inner diameter: 21.5 mm
    • Inner Circumference: 68 mm (CDN/US Size 12)
    • Height: 8 mm
    • Thickness: 1 mm
  • Small - For girly-men and nooblets (fits Dave).
    • Inner diameter: 21 mm
    • Inner Circumference: 66 mm (CDN/US Size 11.5)
    • Height: 8 mm
    • Thickness: 1 mm

Made of 316L jewelry-grade stainless steel, it will not oxidize or turn black. Be sure to check your thumb size with our handy ring chart. If the ring you order doesn't fit you can always wear it on a neck-chain! (sorry, no exchanges)

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