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Although it would be impossible to acquire his leet skills, with this accessory kit the average noob won't be able to distinguish you from teh_pwnerer himself!
The black T-Shirt that is only for pros. Jeremy wears a size medium.
The official replica of teh_pwnerer's thumb ring. Discreetly laser-etched with the inscription "one ring to pwn them all", it is guaranteed to enhance thumb micro.
A replica of Jeremy's bandana.
One size fits all.
If you talk like a n00b, you will be pwned like a n00b, but you can still get the last word with Jeremy at your side. Playback six of his most popular phrases, you can even make your own phrase combos!